World's number 1 most effective way to go on a diet and slim down (only lasts for few weeks) :
- Go get a braces!
Anyone who likes self-inflicting pain can also go get one and punch yourself in the mouth, i promise you can't talk or ingest food for as long as you won't want to remember.
Woke up at 12 in the afternoon today due to some intense pain my nerve cells are transmitting to my brain. Yea so i wanted to grab some breakfast ( i was longing for that dear banana cake ) when i remembered i couldn't chew any 1mmx1mm bit-size apple let alone a cake -.- . And just then, i received a chain letter via the sms, suggesting that if i don't pass it on, my mum will die in 50 days blahblahblah. Ok, i turned absolutely furious, partly because of the content and also partly because of the moron who sent it. I then sent back a long (like really lonng) reply and it goes something like "Wtf. stop sending chain letters. only morons believe in them and if you do, i'll feel so sad for you. You don't go around cursing other people's mum. So if i delete it and my mum dies, i can put the blame on you? i've deleted ALOT of these and nothing have happened to my parents. so stop it (your god might even praise ya). It takes a bored person 1 minute to create it and it takes dumb people to pass them on forever. Well, now since you sent it may you find your true love soon <3" isnt that what you wanna. IMBECILE.
mm. enough of craps that ruin my day. ohh anywaayy , i dreamt of someone telling me that i'll fail my BIO in the end-of-year exams. alright, when it comes to dream im rather superstitious (this isnt even the word!) cos there are just too many deja-vu now adays. I'LL GO AND READ UP MY BIO NOW THANKS DREAM. AND FOR THE DUMB SS PROJECT. byee.
edited* : i just ate biscuits soaked entirely in milo but im eating it as fast as a snail can walk 1km. yucks i hate this. furthermore theres a loose wire pricking my gum and when i felt it with my thumb it bled roarrrcoughcoughraacough. i cant even roar!
Come save me from walking off a windowsill Or I'll sleep in the rain
says: hi love. i just reached the big 2-0 in life and decided to return to dee blog after an almost 5 months hiatus. prior to being an undergrad, i said life has been treating me quite kindly. but now, bell curves rule my life and its giving me more hell than ever. although sometimes i get sick of being an urbanite facing all these much consumerism and debauchery, im also pretty ironic. so i do yearn for fancy little dresses or that teacake session in the quaint cafe from time to time. at other times, i just want to chill over a good mug of beer (no more ugly liquer shots which almost ruined my life). i guess it all boils down to the mood and the crowd. the safest bet is to put me in your quirky and random list. food and dance is the passion and chilling out is my luxury. did i mention i love people with a good sense of humour? :)
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